Lacy things the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask for her permission.
I’m wearing her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin’ 'round in women’s underwear
Just panties and bra (panties and bra)
Just panties and bra(coming right off)
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars?
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girly
Just like my dear papa.
He cuts down trees
He wears high heels?
Suspendies … and a bra?
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
If I don’t love you, baby
Grits ain’t groceries
Eggs ain’t poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say “Cheese”
Merry Christmas from the family
This Robert Earl Keen song is on the playlist in my house at Christmas! 
Mom says a hippo would eat me up! But then,
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian.
I’ll tell me ma when I come home
the boys won’t leave the girls alone
they pull me hair and stole my comb
well that’s alright till I come home
Mary Hill loved to ride on the merry-go-round
All the guys got eager eyes watchin’ Mary go 'round
In the daytime Mary Hill was a teaser
Come the night she was such a pleaser
Oh, Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Scuba woman done me slow
Scuba woman done me low
Love you
Skin turn to slime
Hold me slow and done me down
Take me with you, done me down
Love you
Skin done me down
Scuba mama sink me down
Love your sinking, hold me down
Love you so much
Skin will drown and drown
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin’
Full time to floatin’
Under the sea
Under the boardwalk
Out of the sun
Under the boardwalk
We’ll be having some fun
Under the boardwalk
People walking above
Under the boardwalk
We’ll be making love
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk
Rip it up, move down
Rip it up, move it down to the ground
Rip it up, cool down
Rip it up, don’t hang me on the borderline
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Everybody have fun
Stir it up
Little darling, stir it up (Come on, baby)
Come on and stir it up (Ooh)
Little darling, stir it up (Oh-oh)
It’s been a long, long time, yeah! (Stir it, stir it, stir it together)
Since I got you on my mind (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Oh-oh!
Now you are here (Stir it, stir it, stir it together), I said
It’s so clear
To see what we could do baby (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Just me and you
Uh well dance all night and whirl your hair
Ooh make the night cats stop and stare
Dance all night, go to work
Do the move with the quirky jerk
Just shake it up, ooh-ooh
Hey, baby, things are swinging right
Yes, I know that this is the night
Well, let’s dance, well, let’s dance
We’ll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potato too
Any old dance that you wanna do
But let’s dance, well, let’s dance
Whoah
You like them whether they are plain or they’re stuffed, oh yeah
Better face the facts, it seems you can’t get enough
You know, you’re gonna have to face it
You’re addicted to spuds
Your greasy hands, your salty lips
Looks like you found the chips
Your belly aches, your teeth grind
Some tater tots would blow your mind
One more kiss
Before we die
Face to face
And dream of flying
Who are you?
Who am I?
Wind in wings
Two angels falling
To die like this
With a last kiss
It’s falsehood’s flame
It’s a crying shame
Face to face
The passions breathe
I hate to stay
But then I hate to leave
From the rainbow to the sunset
From the sunset to a star
And we know we’ll soon have a friendly moon
Show us where we are
We can wear the eagle’s headdress
We can sing the falcon’s song
Make a calm survey of the Milky Way
As we fly along
We’ll soar through the dawn when the night is done
And wave a “Hello” to the scarlet sun
There’s nothing can equal the fancy fun of
Flying, flying, flying!