I Wanna Be a TV Pundit

I want to get paid to argue on TV. Preferably, I would like to be a partisan hack so other people could write my talking points for me. And, if the other side starts making a good point, I’ll just cut he or she off and start yelling because being louder means being right.

This would ensure fame, fortune, and pretty girls at my disposal. I would also like to be powerful and well-respected so politicians would Fear My Wrath should they choose to defy me.