I Want a Guillotine.

Here you go, this page should satisy at least some of your Guillotining needs. There’s a blueprint available for a 1/5 scale 1792 model guillotine, but it costs $35. AND you’d have to build it yourself, but it’s a start. (Plus, you can always scale up or down the blueprints to build your guillotine to an appropriate size)

There are also model guillotines on eBay fairly often.

Well, I hope I’ve been of some help,
Ranchoth

It was worth opening this thread just to see this phrase actually written out.
You might email this paraplegic guy and see how his plans are progressing to go footloose and fancy free.