I want to kill somebody

dude. That is such awesome news. Everytime I strip my gear I stress out about something going missing. I am so stoked to see that you got your ipod back. That so rarely happens.

I’m just pullin on your chain a bit.

Glad you got your iPod back.

You got **three ** women who want to fuck you silly, & you’re bitching about a stupid toy?!?!

FUCK OFF, JACKASS!!! :wally :wally :wally

A. An iPod is not a toy

B. I wouldn’t got quite as far as that, unlike most of my contempories im not big on sex on the first date. However, I have found that often if they want to fuck you now, they’ll want to fuck you later too.

Woo hoo!

Good gravy, cainxinth.

Never mind Bosda. Today’s his first day out since Sunday.

Glad to hear you got your iPod back. If it was me, I’d be tempted to have the thing surgically attached somehow.

Hoiw about sex on the only date?

C. It’s four if you include Cat :wink: (What can I say, I’m a regular Don Juan these days, I knew my bashful, oddball vibe would eventually illicit a non-violent response from the ladies)

D. I’ll thank you all to stay out my damn sex life, or what passes for it…

…unless you want to divulge the specifics of your mating habits first. I’ll show mine if you show yours. :slight_smile:

Unless some other guy comes along and fucks them now, in which case he’ll be fucking them later. Every hear of striking the iron while it’s hot?

I’m not too worried. This is college, sex here isn’t like sex in the real world, it happens a lot more readily. Besides, what’s it to you if I get some? Living vicariously are we? :wink:

I recently had a quite similiar experience:
We were on an excursion with school and stayed in a youth hostel for one night. When we arrived I chucked my bag and my sunnies on the bed and went to the toilet. Two mins later I came back and my sunnies weren’t there anymore.
I knew the jealous bastards from next door must have stolen them. So I and my gang :wink: visited them and kindly asked them if they knew where my sunnies are. These pathetic fakes pretended to know nothing and suggested to look in the coach. At that moment I knew they took them and they knew that I knew. The next day my sunglasses were in the coach on my seat.

Sometimes you just have to remind these morons that you’re not dumb… and sooner or later they have a guilty conscience and your stuff reappears at weird places :slight_smile:

Ha! :smiley:

Don’t spread that around Rysdad, or I may never get laid again. :stuck_out_tongue: