jesus CHRIST!!! someone stole my CD Player from my locker the other day!!! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MY CD PLAYER?!? dammit go out and buy your own, mine cost $60 and i sure as hell bet you wouldn’t want some bitch ass little shit acne king to steal it from YOUR locker. assholes
That sucks. How did they get in? Can you get a more secure lock, or isn’t that allowed?
Bastards.
it’s a school locker and not very secure. still i dont care if it was fucking wide open, stealing MY cd player is not cool. i wouldn’t steal someone’s cd player!!!
now i have nothing to listen to in keyboarding class
Some people will steal damn near anything. I left my toothbrush and toothpaste in the bathroom one day and someone stole those.
Your mom stole your toothbrush?
You guys should check out my new CD player. It probably only cost like 60 bucks, but it’s totally sweet, and I got it from some kid’s locker.
In all seriousness, one time this bag o’ douche stole my walkman in HS (it was 1994, and reasonably priced CD players were the size of a laptop computer) because I made a snide remark about him during lunch. It sucks, but it’s just one of those things. I mean, you can report it to the principal or what-have-you, but they can only do so much. Then in college, someone stole my Mach3 razor. Scumbag. I mean, that’s kinda gross if you ask me, but whatever.
Probably at college. Although, I wonder if the cleaning staff didn’t take them.
Someone once stole an old dirty pair of my shoes off my front door step!
At first I was pissed, then I just thought fuck it. It saved me cleaning then. Still no idea why someone else would have wanted them
Once, someone stole everything in my house EXCEPT my toothbrush, which I was thankful for…
but then I got some pictures about two weeks later and man was I upset.
I used to live in a bad appartment complex. One day I went out and found one of my tires slashed. Went and bought a new tire, slapped it on and went back inside. Came back out 30 minutes later… The new tire had been stolen. Makes me wonder if it was all a set-up to begin with.
ALL my underwear was stolen from my dresser drawer one day. Turns out it was my roommate’s five-year-old son. He thought they were pretty. Heh.
Friends don’t let toothbrushes detail groins.
My smelly old ballet shoes were taken out of my bag after a class. Gross! I would understand if they were new, but they were extremely used, all the holes were taped up, and they were starting to get moldy. Blech!
I was pissed that I had to buy another pair that same day because I needed to use them later on that night, and didn’t have time to break them in properly.
Jar 
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The one night that we’ve ever, ever left a car parked outside of our garage, and certainly the only night in the history of car-ownership that we’ve left it unlocked, someone broke into my husband’s car, stole the garage opener, opened the garage and broke into my car. Tally of items stolen:
- Pat’s leather jacket
- My leather jacket
- Pat’s change-- they took the quarters and nickels, but left the dimes. Explain that.
- Pat’s bike
- My super-cool flashlight
- Pat’s suit jacket
- One CD
- The bicycle pump
Fuckers. Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers.
Nah, I’m pretty sure it was your mom. She snores. 
Actually this was back a few years when I lived in a rooming house with a shared bathroom. I couln’t believe someone would steal a toothbrush, but there you have it.
What are you doing taking your CD player to school?
My son took his Gameboy once.
Once.
Ain’t that the truth. And some people steal things just for the sake of stealing something. Sick.
What? I took my walkman to school every DAY. Walking through the halls? Riding the bus? Walking home? Sitting in the library? I’d have gone BATSHIT without it.