I want to redecorate my halfbath. Suggestions needed.

Shirley Ujest is a husband. Don’t know if he likes using power tools though.

You can get paint that has iron filings in it. With it, you could turn your bathroom into the biggest refrigerator magnet repository in your city.

::::looking down the front of my shirt:::::Hey! I got boobies! and they ain’t penguins or manboobs.!

Ding ding ding! We have a winnah!