I want to start a national trend

And this place is the perfet launching site for it. I want to start something new (whether it’s a saying, a motion, etc) that no one is currently doing. I figure with the geographical span Dopers cover, we can all gang up on this.

My ultimate goal is to have this new phrase/activity appear on national television within 45 days.

Any ideas?

How about a national shit off? The number one prize goes to the biggest log! Instead of celebrating the winner we celebrate the stool…

I’m so lonely…