What kind of toys do the children of a psychiatrist play with?
Mental blocks
The deep-sea diver came out of the water, bomb in hand.
That’s all I got so far. :smack:
We set about to hold a yard sale, but when it became clear that the weather was scuttling our efforts, we took to the Port and were soon three sheets to the wind. Then a mate declared that he did not approve of the cut of my jib, I offered a stern answer, which incited him to spar. But he could not reach before I decked him and delivered a fair beating. The mainstay of the afternoon thwarted, we hauled in the yards and waited for better tidings to come.
Florida humidity is no joke!
…Except maybe in this one instance.
Origami championship? I haven’t see one of those in a dog’s ear.
Unlucky poker players make good origami contestants. All that practice folding.
When I declared which origami contestant I was going to put my money on, the surgeon looked at me skeptically and said …
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
For drizzle
this is badI mean, really badreally, really badyou have been duly warned
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An Australian man shows up at a costume party with a naked woman on his back. The party’s host greets him and says, “Hallo mate, what’re you supposed to be?”
“I’m a tortoise,” the man says.
“Crikey!” the host says. “What a load of shite! If you’re a tortoise, why do you have a naked woman on your back?”
“Oh, her,” the Australian man says. “That’s just Michelle!”
This chorizo waste of time. I never sausage awful puns in my life. To be frank, you guys are the wurst.
The previous poster is such a brat.