So … how *spreadable * are YOU?
Eh, that’s what baby bottles are made for. That way you don’t have to worry about them when you get too tipsy to hold onto them.
Just grab a bottle as it floats by. 
You know, normally this sort of thread would have been about frying sea birds or something, but for once it was what it said on the tin!
I have a friend who holds beer in her cleavage in the pub. I won’t post a link to pictures yet, I expect she’ll pop in to this thread soon enough 
Man, that just cracked me up!! ROTL 
Yet? So there are pictures?
:We need a salivating smiley:
Plenty of pictures - but it’s really something that should be experienced live.
Wow! I was surprised to see how many people peeked at this! Of course, the title was a bit of an attention-getter.
Some replies to your nice posts:
Little Nemo - Very funny!
Simply Cats - Thank you!
Thank you and I’ll only melt toppings for my husband (who, upon my telling him what I did, replied “Lucky butter”).
And yes, Cal Meacham, I am female!
This has to be the most popular thread I’ve ever started!
I like my Starbursts warm and soft. So, where do I stuff them in the winter? That’s right, my bra. I’ve gotten some funny looks from friends when I suddenly reach into my shirt and pull out a Starburst.
Okay, it’s official, this sentence has justified my membership fee.
Ya know, you probably could have sold that butter at a profit. :^9
Hey, I’ve warmed Starbursts that way too. And Rollos and caramels.
Boobies make great hand warmers too.
Yes they do. <leering smiley>
Consecutive Thread Titles 2: The Sequal: I warmed butter in my boobies. Last post by: pervert.
Mmmmmm . . . Butter between the udders . . .
Obviously, Marvel’s breasts are real.
If they were fake, she’d be limited to warming margarine.
You know, a bit after the fact, but I probably should’ve stated that they are wrapped in cellophane. :smack:
Otherwise, it’s a totally different story.
Marvel you’re a genius! Aw, man, now I wanna warm butter in my cleavage! That sounds way cool!
Band name!
“Waiter, I’d like the lobster tail please.”
“Of course sir. Melted in butter?”
“Sure, which clevage would you recommend?”
I’d say you’re quite clever. I’m a guy, so I lack cleavage in which to warm/defrost things 
but I have frequently warmed sticks of butter in my pockets in lieu of using the microwave… I haven’t mastered the fine art of softening and not melting it, but body heat seems to do the trick quite nicely.
Once again, I salute your ingenuity!
Really, it’s just because of the ingenuity…it had nothing to do with the word “boobies” in the title… really!
Didn’t we all!
Sorry, had to.