If we could convince Nigella Lawson, Warm Buttered Boobies would be the most popular show on the Food Channel.
Holy Udders!
A Novel approach, using a creamery’s heat energy to soften butter.
I think this is a true perpetual motion machine!
Total conservation of buttery goodness!
Um… that’d be the Style Network
And warm buttered boobies have LOTS of style!
…soft caramels? I think you’re on to something! Hey, maybe we could be starting a trend here! Yes, women across America, warm your candies and spreadables in your boozwams! We’ll know its gone mainstream when we see someone on a sit-com do it! 
There are down sides to this if you think about it:
[mom]Go ahead and, it’s alright
[small child crying]But I don’t want Grandma’s candy!!
:eek:
You gals are so lucky.
When us guys want to warm up our butter or our soft candies, all we can use are armpits and buttcheeks.
Oh, how I love this country…
Just butter? Heck, I have thawed a frozen syringe in there at work. (No needle, of course.) Usually I use my armpit, but when in a hurry and no guys in the pharmacy… Now that’s modern medicine! Nothing but the finest thawing equipment for our patients! Plus, it’s kinda refreshing.
But I’ve got to admit, the dairy connection is delightfully ironic. Frozen butter pats…got to remember that.
Nice Big Ripe Melons.
Barenaked Ladies and Scott Mills rock!
I warmed butter in my boobies
Why do you think they call it “Leave It To Cleaver”???
I recharged batteries by holding them in my armpits. That killed the thread yet :dubious:
[aside]Funny! I was just thinking “why is it that I can’t pass up a 9 volt without sticking my tongue to it?”[/aside]
wait. :dubious:
EWWWWWWWWW!
While I like warm buttered boobies as much as the next guy, I am still glad you did not use your boobies to warm I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. I mean, think of the rumours…
Put it in the microwave on defrost…oh never mind that’s not the answer you were looking for, eh? :o
That would be reserved for fake boobies only, since it’s not real, but made to look and taste like the real deal.
[QUOTE=Marvel]
Of course, I remove them while I was still in the back because I didn’t want anyone to see me digging around my bosoms, and I’m sure THEY didn’t want to get an eyeful either.
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[minor hijack] A woman gave a dinner party and, with trepidation, invited her husband’s sister who was a lush. Before dinner the sister started loading up and it continued during dinner. The woman soon noticed that the sister was beginning to fall out of her V-neck dress. So, thinking quickly and without looking, she pointed to the front window and said, "Oh look out there everybody!’ While they were thus occupied she got the sister pretty much back into her dress and then looked up to find the other guest still gazing out into the front yard. She looked and out there were a couple of dogs busily reproducing their kind. [/minor hijack]
That’s fantastic, David.
That might be just you- I’d never put any kind of food in my ass or armpits. :eek:
[minor hijack] A woman gave a dinner party and, with trepidation, invited her husband’s sister who was a lush. Before dinner the sister started loading up and it continued during dinner. The woman soon noticed that the sister was beginning to fall out of her V-neck dress. So, thinking quickly and without looking, she pointed to the front window and said, "Oh look out there everybody!’ While they were thus occupied she got the sister pretty much back into her dress and then looked up to find the other guest still gazing out into the front yard. She looked and out there were a couple of dogs busily reproducing their kind. [/minor hijack]
Two space ships on “MST3K” are locked together lengthwise.
Tom Servo: What are they doing, Joel?
Joel: Telling secrets…
Patty
Originally Posted by Marvel
Last night, I had three pats of butter in my cleavage.
ME TOO!! And I just signed up TODAY!
I once had to use prescription eardrops, and these eardrops had to be kept in the fridge. If you put the icy drops directly into your ears, it was excruciating. So I used the Marvel technique and warmed 'em up in my boobs first. Pretty handy, those mammaries . . .