We had a friend of the family who used her boobs to shuffle cards.
Mumbles something about a stacked deck
I’ve never packed my bra with butter, but my girls have had Starbursts and Hershey’s miniatures (Special Dark) nestled between them. I often tuck the lightbulb in between them when I need to get on the stepladder to change one, and it was a great place to put my highlighter when I was in law school.
I feel that it has enhanced their sense of self-worth, having a purpose other than just being decorative. Now if only they would get the same kind of respect a penis gets! 
Oops! I forgot to include my sig line. It’s pertinent to the discussion.
I salute you, ladies of the SDMB!!
Yep. Every man is a walking ring-toss game.
The only problem with that story is that there was only one lush… unlike the dinner party I am throwing tonight, where everyone is a lush. But unfortunately, no one will be falling out of their dress. 
See, a purpose besides being decorative!
Sung to the tune of "I’m looking over a four-leafed clover:
“I’m licking over
Booby-warmed butter
That I over-licked before …”