Our ballots often have blank spaces for the various positions like election judges, inspector of elections, etc. Because no one wants to run for the office. They don’t want to bother with petitions, filing fees and all of that nonsense. So for years, I would just write in someone’s name. Sometimes a friend, sometimes George W Bush or Bill Clinton, doesn’t matter. This past election, I wrote in my own.
This week, I received a letter from the county. They were informing me that I had finished in a four-way tie at one vote a piece for Inspector of Elections in my ward. I had always thought you needed 10 votes minimum for this sort of thing to be valid.
Yesterday there was a random drawing to break the tie and my name was pulled.
First I want to thank all my supporters (me) for their votes. This was a hard fought campaign and I deserve great credit for standing up and supporting me and voting for myself.
Second, I guess now that I have been elected, I have to do this. I have actually worked the polls in the past, just not since I moved to PA. I actually have enjoyed it. Of course, my ward is not terribly exciting since its very small. I think it was a bit of an afterthought when they drew the district lines. In any case, I think I will be lucky to get 100 people for most elections and maybe 400 for a presidential election.
So note to self, don’t write in your own name on the ballot, unless you are actually running for the office.
Note number two, if you do want to win the office, make sure you tell your wife to vote for you as well. Then you can win outright without the need for drawing ping pong balls.
To the contrary, I feel that the campaign was absolutely ridden with graft: the candidate was elected purely by lobbying and currying the favor of vested interests.*
*Unless he’s self-hating.
Holy crap, I do that too. Guess I have to stop or I might accidently end up being a public servant. I’ve also written in Donald Duck, Bruce Wayne and Cecil Adams.
No problems with it at all. Even though I have not worked as an election judge since I moved here, I am usually at the polls all day whether I am working for a particular candidate or serving as a poll watcher. Frankly, I never wanted to run for it, because I have never really wanted to schlep around getting signatures then take a half day from work to drive to the county office and stand in line to file.
I am not an American and I know that Obama rigged his first election in 1996. He had his opponents petitions overturned because people had printed not signed their names. Obama’s name became the only one on the Democrat ballot, which he obviously won.
If you were an American you might know that a lot of our elections, even local ones, have challenges to validity and sufficient number of signatures. That’s nothing unusual.
Getting back onto the topic now, congratulations (?) to Neptunian Slug.
OK, if that’s how you see it, my apologies. It is MPSIMS after all.
I thought my first post was a joke based on a popular US TV show and my second was simply an attempt to explain it to someone who obviously didn’t know what it meant.
I don’t know about prior to the draw. But I could certainly resign from the post if this had been a fun joke. The presiding judge in the ward would have the option of appointing someone or using students from the local high school to fill the duties.
Yes, I will get $125 I think for a 13-14 hours on election day, so a bit better than the minimum wage, but not quite as good as the nearby McDonalds. I can take a vacation day at work so its double dipping for me.
My cousin got 30 votes by just posting in his status “Vote for me for Mine Inspector”. The whole family voted for him. They said he couldn’t have the job because he didn’t file correctly, or something. We’re all still wondering what the point of the write-in is if it doesn’t let you write in candidates.
