I was wrong

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Too reasonable, did not read.

[The_Tooth]

@John_Mace

The thread title might make a catchy tune. Get someone like Social Distortion to do it.

Or a musical!

[Mr.Moto]

@Merijeek

So, I used to work at the mall with this one (extremely) gay guy. Some girl who was offended by this got in his face and eventually screamed that he as a “major faggot”. He explained to her that he was in fact “Commander Faggot” and she’d better make sure to use his proper title.

I think Amazing can skip Major and go straight to Commander Amazing.

-Joe

Makes no sense. Going from captain to major is a promotion, going from captain to commander is a demotion.

Of course, since Amazing made his declaration above, this is a moot point - he’ll have to be Civilian Amazing now.

[zut]

@Mr.Moto

Makes no sense. Going from captain to major is a promotion, going from captain to commander is a demotion.

Rear Admiral (lower half) Amazing, then? Or is it formally just Rear Admiral Amazing?

[BigT]

@The_Tooth

Or a musical!

Either way, it’s by the band Captain Amazing, which is probably a seventies band with lots of psychedelic colors.

[DocCathode]

I continue to respect Captain Amazing.

[muldoonthief]

@Mr.Moto

Makes no sense. Going from captain to major is a promotion, going from captain to commander is a demotion.

Of course, since Amazing made his declaration above, this is a moot point - he’ll have to be Civilian Amazing now.

Perhaps he’s a member of the Colonial Fleet.