I watched someone dump a body in the woods

Game wardens, in general, do have expanded search powers but hey are limited and do not include warrantless house searches. From Wikipedia:

If they did, however, and chose to inspect the freezer in my house, Mrs. Paul would be in a world of trouble.

I prefer braised, myself. Poaching removes too much of the flavor.

It happens with deer too, though in this case a dead deer. I am trying to come up with the right term for a guy who has sex with road kill deer. “Pervert” just doesn’t seem to do it justice.

"Deer Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me …"

"Dear Field & Stream,

I never thought this would happen to me …"