I mean move as in relocate all my possessions from one residence to another, not as in sitting immobile in a comfy chair until my body atrophies, although that last option is sounding really damn good right now. I hurt.
Why do I have so much crap? Why is it all really really heavy crap? Where are my socks? Did they notice what was going on and make one final desperate leap en masse into the wormhole that’s currently active in my dryer? I’m tired. My feet hurt. The new place is on the second floor. My legs hurt.
On the plus side, I love it. It’s got four bedrooms, one huge space that serves as living room , kitchen, and dining area, and a massive bathroom. It’s in a really nice neighborhood that is very well patrolled by both city police and private security because it’s right across the street from the school for the deaf. Rent is $500 a month, which is a bit more than we were paying, but the utilities should be a lot cheaper, since this place isn’t a leaky, falling-down, energy inefficient, old, non-heat having, below standard electrically wired Pit of Despair like our old place.
It’s also not quite as big, and there’s already some furniture in there; I gather the previous residents left in a hurry. A big hurry. There’s a queen size mattress and box spring, a twin size headboard and frame, a full set of fine heavy non-stick pots and pans, and a washer and dryer that are better than the ones I was going to bring with me. Nice stuff, but the point is, what with the furniture I brought with me, and the furniture that’s already there, we now have to slither, jump, climb, and rappel our way through the living room to get to the bathroom. Try that with a full bladder.
We were up until 5 AM yesterday morning loading the truck, driving it across town, unloading, rinsing, repeating. We still have half a truckload left to bring up; by tonight I imagine I will be too stiff to even type. My husband, who has bursitis in his joints, is suffering even more than I. His knees look like a pair of volleyballs. And may I just take a moment to say a hearty “FUCK YOU HARD UP THE ASS SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY FECES ENCRUSTED DOLLY!” to the squirrel-humping rat bastards who told my husband they would help us move stuff out and then never showed up or called. I hope next time you need help the only thing you get is shit on by a flock of low-flying geese. If you had no intention of helping why the ever-loving fuck did you say you’d be there?
sigh I just keep repeating to myself, “it’ll all be over soon, it’ll all be over soon…” In the meantime I’ll gratefully accept any donations of whatever old painkillers anybody might have hanging around the house, as my back is trying to make me its bitch in retaliation for making it do some work for the past few days. At least I’m off work for the next couple of nights (downside: no internet access yet at the new house) so maybe I can give my body a bit of a break.
Oh, yeah, and it’s been drizzling steadily for 3 days.
(Just had to get that last little whine in.)