I wish I could say "_____" like _____ says it

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I wish I could say “right…” like Doctor Evil says it.

https://youtu.be/37OWL7AzvHo

2

I wish I could say “ssshhedule” like Patrick Stewart says it.

Tripler
I have too many meetings to skedule.

3

I wish I could say ‘écureuil’ like a French person says it.

4

I wish I could say “mother-fucker” like Samuel L. Jackson says it.

5

I wish I could say “Excellent !” like Montgomery Burns says it.

6

^ Tenting your fingers helps a lot.

7

“Shit” like Senator Clay Davis.

8

I wish I could say “billions and Billions” like Carl Sagan and not think of D***** T****.

9

I wish I could say “I’m up to my tits in shit” like Bette Davis.

10

And I wish I could pronounce squirrel like a native English speaker does. Isn’t it astonishing how often and in how many languages squirrels are shibboleths?

11

Whatever happened to poster ShibbOleth?

12

Newman, Seinfeld

13

“Losers are always whining about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen” - Sean Connery.

14

I wish I could say “You EEEE-diot!” like Ren says it to Stimpy.

15

I looked this up yesterday as I’d never heard it before. Great line; attributed to Mae West, but Ms Davis would deliver it better, IMHO.