I wish I'd been born 40 years earlier.

Cafe Society
1

As in, 1943 instead of 1983.

Why?

LUKE GERARD KELLY.

In his very own “über-charismatic craggy-faced ginger lad from North Dublin with a very powerful and slightly harsh voice” way, he was HOT.

That’s why.

Call me nuts, and blame kellyoneill’s Youtube channel.

2

If I had been born 40 years earlier, that means 1938. Still to young to bang Jean Arthur. Maybe I could have hooked up with Elizabeth Taylor before she was old.

3

I’d have been born in 1905.

John Barrymore. And yes, he was rumored to be not quite as hetero as most people thought.

4

If I’d had been born 35 years earlier (1923) and happened to be Prince of Monaco, I could’ve nailed Grace Kelly. The harsh reality would probably be that I was Prince of Monaco and still not be able to get laid.

5

40 years earlier. Hmm 1913. Probably would have got killed in the War. NO.

But I would have been born before my parents, so how does it work?