Thank you very kindly, Ice Wolf. 
Captain Amazing, I really liked your version (must say that I love seeing Jimmy Stewart’s speech pattern in written form).
My story was a cross between It’s a Wonderful Life and A Christmas Carol, but I thought “It’s a Wonderful Dope” was a pretty cool name. 
Oo! Oo! Which one do I fall under? Am I an interesting topic? Or maybe a great person? Aw, who am I kidding, I’m just a heated discussion aren’t I? Yeah, I guessed as much…
grumble
silentbobthat was hilarious, and yours was too Captain Amazing
Heh, thank you, Wastrel. Oh, you might just fall under the “great person” category.
At least you would if you got my name right.
WHO are you again? G,D&R
silent_rob and Captain Amazing?
You guys angling to apprentice to Fenris?
Bravo and well done!
Thanks, Arden…hmm…I’ll have to think about that.
why, if it weren’t for the straightdope, i might actually be sleeping right now. god forbid i go to bed before 2am. and who knows? i might even get up on time in the morning and go to all my classes! imagine the possibilities…