I wish that at least a few of the dykey girls weren't gay.

Last year, I had a girlfriend who:

-Had short hair
-Never wore makeup
-Drank scotch on the rocks while I was sipping an amaretto sour
-Brought over movies to watch like Enemy At The Gates and The Sum Of All Fears
-Took me to a gun show on a date
-Had a Dale Earnhardt tattoo on her right shoulder (a NASCAR style 3 with wings)

In short, a total macho woman.