Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
In the world of dating one of the unique obstacles I seem to face, an obstacle that is becoming quite familiar, is that the women who I crush on and with whom I can really see myself building a fulfilling partnership turn out to be gay.
(That sentence had 46 words in it.)
Gee, what are the chances of running into this problem all that often? Well, when you’re attracted to the dykey girls the chances seem to be pretty good.
I met this amazing drummer the other night- I mean amazing. So incredibly talented, with such a bold confident and fun personality, and super-duper cute in that dykey way that I dig so much. Gay.
Looks like we’ll be friends- which is o.k., I’m good at that. I’ve had practice!
Guys, try hitting on a super-dykey gay woman sometime. She’ll look at you like you have two heads. I always get this “Dude, how could you not know???” kind of vibe.
So, please tell me that there are at least a few dykey women out there who happen to be heterosexual. I’d like to think that there’s some hope.
Perhaps I shouldn’t have been allowed to watch Just One of the Guys at such a young age.