I would like someone here to prove the idea that I am not God.

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This is the part where someone might be tempted to list God’s characteristics, powers, etc. from either the Bible, their own perception or their own personal experiences with him. Then you get to say. Prove those things are true. We say something lame like if you knew him, you’d know it was true or… and then we either admit we can’t or we just slip quietly away. You get a good chuckle and the thread is done. See, I’m a prophet.:slight_smile:

Instead, I’d like to see your birth certificate and two pieces of picture I.D. Since you were a hot topic of conversation a couple thousand years ago, I would expect your birth certificate to reflect that.:smiley:

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I’m only responded with such.

Not to tangent the thread - but when have not I?

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Myself.

And Myself is God.

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I’m not concerned with what other people say is God.

I don’t remember creating the universe. I may have. But I won’t stand by such a claim.

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Why is what one “understands” as God have any effect on what God is?

I can assure you, I do not recieve prayers.

Assumptions of me are usually wrong.

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It’s me, Margaret!

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If you won’t even deign to use the same meanings for the words that the rest of us are using, then we have no common language for us to meaningfully debate in with you. Purple monkey dishwasher, hinge.*

*Translation: This is getting annoying. Please don’t mind me as I go hit my testicles repeatedly, or do something else that’s more productive than continuing this “debate.”

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I couldn’t answer this one, so I called the only person who is superior to God – my bookie. He’s laying 2500 to 1 against. Good God man, I can’t bet a line like that.
Gairloch

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It would help to define what you mean by “God”, as you obviously don’t mean what the term “God” is normally understood to mean in most cultures.

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Conclusion:

I am not not God.

Thank you for your attempts.

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Was there even a point to this thread? Did you even intend for there to be any debate in the first place?

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Yessir… there have been 40+ attempts at estabishing a substantive thesis.

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ExecutiveJesus Prove that I am not god. If you cannot, you must surely be forced to admit that I am god. Seeing as I am god, I am omnisicent and therefore know that you are not god.

Therefore, the burden of proof falls unto you.

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If you are God will you please read and respond to my postings in The Pit

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Be serious, now. So long as you fail to define what you mean by the word “God”, you know perfectly well that there can be no debate. There can only be:

“You’re not God because you’re not omniscient”

“What makes you think that God is omniscient?”

If you meant for this to be a serious debate, you would have defined “God” when asked. You have been asked at least twice by my count, and you have still refrained from clarifying your position. Thus this thread is as meaningful as one titled “Prove that I am not Quaxipy”. As long as the main terms remain undefined, there can be no debate, and you know it.

Thus, I am forced to conclude that you are not, in fact, interested in debating.

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This thread is either pointless or a bad joke. Moving this to MPSIMS.

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<Jean-Luc Picard> The universe is not that badly designed! </Jean-Luc Picard>

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OK.

You’re god. Nobody can prove otherwise.

Unfortunately, Nobody doesn’t post here, so, you’re safe.

Besides, Nobody believes in god.

Nobody cares whether god exists, and god’s existence (or lack, thereof) depends on Nobody.

What Nobody knows, Nobody knows.
Now go away… because you’re annoying me.

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Whatever happened to “Personal Jesus”, he was less pedantic.

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I don’t think God would post at hole.com, and I think you do.

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Because I have faith that Joe Pesci is the one and only deity.

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[Shatner]
Why do you need a starship?
[/Shatner]

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:smiley: :smack: