I can.
I know you aren’t God because you can’t provide the correct answer to this question:
“What does God need with a starship?”
Tripler
Damn that HPL, he beat me to it. . .
So was Satan.
I’ll just ask, what is your motivation in starting this “philosphical debate”? To merely debate? To disprove the existence of “God” by proving that he’s percieved differently by varying individuals, and so therefore “must” be a figmant of many people’s minds? (Not something I believe btw.)
What’s your point? Are you being a jerk, or honestly seeking debate, 'cause if you’re just seeking debate, not only are you in the wrong forum, you are also too “inscrutably superior” with your replies.
I think your name says it all.
Jesus was aledged to be the son of God born unto him from the virgin mother Mary. So why would you call yourself Jesus if you are claiming to be God.
Me thinks you may be dyslexic; thus wanting people to prove you are not doG.
joke
Jesus walketh into the presence of the Inn Keeper and threw down upon the table three rusty spikes.
Jesus spake unto the Inn Keeper, "can yee put me up for the night.
end joke
I posted in another thread this comment… and I quote:
“When God made Man, She was only joking”
- but for the purposes this THIS thread I think it should read:
“When Man made God, He was only joking”
God couldn’t possibly be this stupid.
There is, of course…the possibility that it’s both, eh? 
Circular logic! So nice to see it here! Why, you’re not God, you’re a freshman college student taking philosophy and logic for the first time. Aw, and you’re just so cute when you try to be all grown up like that! C’mere and let me give you a big noogie, ya lunk!
Snif! I also get pretty sentimental when I think of all the little tykes trying to answer the “red rose in an room with no light” quandry. It’s just so cute to watch!
One of the main properties of the term “God” is that it’s properties of being are not wholey defined.
The one thing that is agreed on about God, a property that can be distinguisted, is that it is the ‘highest spiritual power’. Since I percieve no higher spiritual power than myself, it is correct for me to refer to myself as God.
Is this the right room for an argument?
- I told you once.
No you haven’t.
- Yes I have.
When?
- Just now.
No you didn’t.
- Yes I did.
You didn’t
- I did!
NoClueBoy? …Are you looking for the five minute argument, or the full half-hour???
Nah, I was just pointing out that this has already been done.
In a much more enlightening way.
Oh, what the hell. Give me a five minute to start out with.
Hmmm, seems to me then, that your position is similar to when my brother and I were children. He’s red/green color blind, and would tell my my hair was “green”, or “the same color as grass”. We’d argue and fight about it, it was futile. He “saw” things with his own eyes, and spoke his “truth”. Just as I spoke mine.
Later, when we found out he was color blind, and for him, my hair being green was “truth”, I realized that “truth is in the eye of the beholder, sometimes literally”. This doesn’t change either truth, or make one more powerful however.
So, it’s useless to “debate” with you on this matter, your mind is already made up, and closed, you’re just “lording” your newfound glory over us…
Get over yourself, you’re worth just as much as anyone else, and you’re also not the first to come to such a conclusion. “Narcissus” may apply here.
BUT YOU HAVEN’T PAID!!!
“The one thing that is agreed on about God, a property that can be distinguisted, is that it is the ‘highest spiritual power’”
Who agreed on this without asking me? Dang, everyone has a meeting and no one tells me about it. And blast it all, now you’ll have to wring out definitions for “spiritual” and “power”.
Time to call another meeting, I bet. Sure, go ahead and leave me off the call list again, God. Thanks a heap! Sigh.
What if the general population of the world were actually color blind and those that we believe are suffering this infliction really are seeing the TRUE colors???:smack:
OMG (sorry executivejesus) Zabali_Clawbane has GREEN hair!!!
I’ll decide which discussions are for me or not, thankyouverymuch. Just who the fuck do you think you are, God?
Heh, to most people who aren’t color blind, my hair is a dark reddish brown/chestnut colored. When I was a kid, it was medium brown, with goldish red highlights from the sun.
Power: (in this case it is a noun) One that possesses the ability or capacity to perform or act effectively. The highest power would be the most effective.
I used the term “spiritual” to describe the connection that one has with what is.
But, I disagree. So you can’t say, “the one thing that is agreed on,” like you were some sort of authority.
You gotta tell me who agreed to all this before I can engage in any meaningful dialogue. I mean, if Homer Simpson, agreed to these terms, then maybe, yeah, I could go along. But, if I’m in less distinguished company, then I gotta check their street cred.
And now, we gotta define “effective,” and we gotta know what is is, dammit. You’re just backing up, now, God, and I have to tell you I’m pretty disappointed.