You know I have to google that now.
Edit:
:: googles ::
Hmm. The forst hit is the Wikipedia entry on vampire movies, and the second hit is… this thread. 
Lighten up? Hell, if she’s being that productive I say up the dosage!
jsgoddess - the book’s publication date is June 8! You better get writing!
Apparently I wrote a Nancy Drew. My daughter is into the “kiddie” Nancy Drews now - maybe I should get it for her just to mess with her.
It was even published on my birthday!
I see that some of you are unfamiliar with this book, and the link in the OP showed only the cover. Here is what you need to know:
Mr Fingers is an epic tale of Rock and Roll Babylon; a story of the evil men do told by the men themselves. Armed with eyeliners, guitars, and hypodermic needles, the Men of Motley Crue got everything they ever wanted and then threw it all away. Recommended for ages three and up.
I think I know that book. Isn’t Mr. Fingers the third in the Fingers series, after Young Fingers at School and Lieutenant Fingers of the Royal Navy, but right before Fingers in Parliament?
Seems I converted and am now the Muslim chaplain at the major state university in my old hometown. I really don’t remember doing that.
Maybe what gets him annoyed is that you never add “… and don’t spare the horses”. One does have to follow convention.
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[li]president of the royal college of surgeons of england[/li][li]executive director of indeco limited[/li][li]an acknowledged industry[/li][li]a familiar face in oxford’s hairdressing scene [/li][li]a recognised leader in the construction industry and project management field[/li][li]director of policy and research at the british trade union[/li][li]the former federal transport minister[/li][li]nuffield professor of surgery emeritus[/li][li]director of soccer[/li][li]a certified practising accountant qualified in australia and a fellow of the taxation institute of australia[/li][li]the communication officer for ice camp sirius[/li][li]acknowledged as one of the finest[/li][li]correct[/li][li]currently national[/li][li]turning out to be everything that is wrong in america[/li][li]such a hot guy[/li][li]not here[/li][/ul]
According to that, I am either my real self, or “is normally tasked with drumming discipline and encouraging pupils at notre dame catholic college in the everton valley.”
I guess I’m only *rarely *tasked with woodwind bondage.
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They missed the name of Peter Morris the controversial Anglo-American playwright, actor, and author.
As it happens, I knew Peter quite well when I was at Oxford, and in fact for some time I took a double-take at your username.