I'd like a scruples transplant, please...

Because I want to make lots of money off of stupid people, and not feel guilty.

Like these guys:
10,000 dollar guaranteed lottery numbers

They use

to select your winning lottery numbers, using

and if you don’t win $10,000, you get 6 months worth of free lottery numbers!!!


In other words, you pay them to run a random number generator, and if you don’t win the lottery they give you some more random numbers.

So…where can I get that transplant? Apparently, there are plenty of stupid people ready to spend their money, and I want some

A Scruples transplant? No problem! Only $19.99, shipping and sales tax not included.

I especially liked this testimonial (emphasis mine):

Yes. Yes, that is correct.

Not QUITE what I had in mind :wink:

There ought to be a way to redirect spam toward those who deserve it. Someone have NASA get started on that ASAP.

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Jack Batty
42 YourASucker Ln,
Schmuckville, Indiana 32121"

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