I like it when initials spell a word. Assuming A and L as first and last name, I’d suggest a last name beginning will E. You’d be ALE. A very tasty drink.
Call yourself: Egads! 
How about a symbol. Then you could be "The doper formerly known as…
Or how about Myaliczewski. Pronounce it any way you like.
Don’t use Bananahammock.
Dye?
Anna Lyn Dye
She said her name was “similar” to Annette Lynn. It may not be the same initials, either.
My first initials are actually LJ. I’m not sure you can spell anything with that - Live Journal? I’m keeping my first name both because I like it, even though the misspelling is more common than the correct version, but also because my mother hates it. Why did she give it to me if she hates it? :smack: I have no idea, but if you figure it out, let me know. Anyway, keep the suggestions coming; you may just spark an inspiration.
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von und zu der Tann-Rathsamhausen
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