I'd like to see World Peace and safe Snake Decapitation

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/03/12/rattlesnake.roundup/index.html?hpt=Sbin

The winner gets to go home with Indiana Jones.

That is one crazy-asp story! Fangs for posting it.

I hope the contestants don’t get too rattled.

If Miss Snake Charmer gets married and then subsequently gets a divorce, does the husband get his diamondback?

They wouldn’t try this if Barry White was still alive.

I killed a snake with a sword once. Never knew that kind of stuff could get me into a beauty pageant, though.

(Also I’ve now got the “Whacking Day” song from the Simpsons stuck in my head.)

“It’s probably the only pageant in the country that requires the winner to decapitate and skin a snake.”

Probably? That’s what’s wrong with journalism these days. The writer couldn’t be bothered to check if it’s the only pageant in the country that requires the winner to decapitate and skin a snake?

Miss Snake Charmer? I don’t know much about charming snakes, but I’d think cutting off their heads would be the wrong way to go about it.
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I like snakes. I like snakes more than some people. Are they sure mass killing is necessary? Even if it is, ugh.