I'd like to sign up for Obamacare

I’ve been hearing so much about Obamacare these days that I thought I’d give it a whirl. Seems like all the rage. (By the way, what’s the deductable?) Anywho, I can’t seem to find a darned old enrollment form anywhere. Could someone forward me a copy? I’d like the dental plan too, so if there’s a seperate form for that, please include it. Thanks!

Suck it BCBS!

The Republican Party office or the Tea Party office near you will have those forms. You can call or write them and let you know what you want. There may be a nominal fee.

I’m not so sure that the torrent of glurge and/or spam that would result from bringing oneself to to their attention would be considered “nominal.”

He only passed that law to benefit his supporters, like myself. So you get nothing. Nothing I say.

But I voted for him! Three times!

Did you shave your head and change your middle name to Hussein in solidarity? I didn’t think so.

I was going to vote for him four times but the guy at the polling place said “Hey, this isn’t Chicago!” and wouldn’t let me vote again.

Voted three times? You must be here in Mississippi. :smiley:

I’ve heard that the deductible is our children’s future. Can anyone confirm this? Cuz that sounds a lot less than I’m paying now.

Our kids generation is screwed anyway. Massive public debt, private debt, income inequality, wage stagnation, growing expenses, environmental pollution, global competition, resource depletion. They get to pay our taxes we didn’t want to pay, plus their own. And they get to do it on stagnant wages with fewer jobs with fewer benefits after paying for higher expenses (raw materials, fuel, housing, health care, education, etc).

Obama care is not too high on the list of reasons our kids generation will have to live in a van down by the river. I really wonder how long US society will survive with 90% of people huddled in unheated dorms while the other 10% live in mansions.

Ummm…you do know you can’t just sign up for it right? You have to go before a panel of judges seated in outrageously high benches and get their ok. So you either get approved for the Obamacare…or you get death.