ID this film director

[Short_Guy]

*Originally posted by jackelope *
** His routine with actors was to have them rehearse a scene over and over and over and over, almost literally ad nauseam, until there was no feeling at all in it, no sense, no acting. They’d be like wooden dolls with words coming out. **

And here it comes, folks:

Wouldn’t it be easier to just cast Keanu Reeves, then?

(c’mon, someone had to say it).