Pic. Central South Carolina.
That is sadly not an awesome pic for ID purposes. A darkish Corn Snake a la Beowulf is a possibility. Another is the Mole Kingsnake. If you had a shot of the head or a little closer look at the scales that could help narrow it down.
I am thinking Milk Snake
Earthworm on steroids?
Great thread title and member name combo.
Another reason to not go to SC?
(I have a trip planned to Charleston soon. I’ve already seen pics of the spiders.)
Hip size?