ID this song - 'I drive de ragtop...'

[Hail_Ants]

Its the kind of song that you’d hear played during morning drivetime radio (that’s where I heard it). Its a comedy song, but I don’t thinks its a parody of another. Its basically just a real obnoxious, egotistical guy singing about how great he is. All I can remember specifically is that it was done in a fake accent (Italian maybe?) and that the chorus went:

I drive de ragtop,
I have the big bulge,
etc.

And that the end went:

That’s enough about meeeeee…
Let’s talk about youuuuuu…
What do you think of meeeeeeeeeee?

Only heard it once probably ten years ago and been bugging me ever since…

[astro]

In googling your keywords the only hit I got was for these lyrics, but I don’t think they’re what you’re looking for.

Long story short
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
and already it’s that time of the month
But two days later
the hole closed up
The wound healed
and I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
where my penis used to be
where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh with a scar running down it
like a sideways grimace
on an eyeless face
Just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

[FilmGeek]

Um, that’s Hedwig and the Angry Inch, movie/play from the last five years or so. I don’t know what the OP is referring to.