ID this song - 'I drive de ragtop...'

Its the kind of song that you’d hear played during morning drivetime radio (that’s where I heard it). Its a comedy song, but I don’t thinks its a parody of another. Its basically just a real obnoxious, egotistical guy singing about how great he is. All I can remember specifically is that it was done in a fake accent (Italian maybe?) and that the chorus went:

I drive de ragtop,
I have the big bulge,


And that the end went:

That’s enough about meeeeee…
Let’s talk about youuuuuu…
What do you think of meeeeeeeeeee?

Only heard it once probably ten years ago and been bugging me ever since…

In googling your keywords the only hit I got was for these lyrics, but I don’t think they’re what you’re looking for.

Um, that’s Hedwig and the Angry Inch, movie/play from the last five years or so. I don’t know what the OP is referring to.