Idiot. It’s the North Circular, not a freeflowing motorway, we all know it’s a shitty road, learn to live with it. If I’m already overtaking and pushing the speed limit, fuck off my arse and stop flashing your lights. Otherwise I’ll touch the brake and give you one hell of a fright…didn’t like that, did you? Scared you a bit? Your middle finger seemed to suggest so, as you overtook me on the wrong side…
Ohhhhhhhhh and how I laughed 30 seconds later, when your engine erupted in smoke. MWAAAhhhhh haaahhhhhhhh ha ha ha
It’s even better when some moron cuts you off and speeds by you and then you see him a bit later, pulled over on the side of the road by a cop.
Road Karma, I call it.
I had tha happen once. One time I was driving through the mountains. There was a Midwestern Camaro ass Maggot on the road in front of me on a two lane road. He was going about 15 miles an hour around the curves(which was 80 percent of the road. Everytime I got to a straight away to pass, he would floor it to cut me off and keep me pulling back in behind him. Finally I Came to a place where I knew there was a 1 mile straight uphill stretch. I came around the corner, saw the road was clear and smashed the pedal on my 'stang and pulled next to him and past him. He dropped gear and floored it again, and we were running pretty even, just about the point I was going to have to slow down and pull back in. Suddenly his car made a funny noise, and he was going much slower. As I pulled back into my lane and headed around the corner. I could see his car was already smoking like crazy.
I remember when I was about 12 years old, coming home from my mom’s school with my mom and dad on the Aviation Parkway in Ottawa on a september afternoon…
The parkway has two lanes - one coming, one going, and a strict speed limit. Since it has no lights, the traffic flows nicely, it’s a scenic route, no real exists excpt at the beginning of the parkway, at the museum level, and at the other end… Anyway, this guy was agressively passing everyone even in sharp turns and such, speeding ahead. He was giving drivers the finger out of the driver’s side window and he sped by.
He Zoomed beyond us and we lost sight of him…
… until we turned a couple bends further ahead… and there he was, in his car, stopped, having been pulled over by an RCMP officer (the rcmp has jurisdiction on that stretch of road)…
We waved at him… so did many drivers in the cars in front and behind us, I’m sure…
I was about 17 years old. My friend and I were riding bike just outside of town on a gravel road. We both heard the car coming up behind us at what seemed like a very high rate of speed, so we both moved over to the side of the road. I think it was a Camaro, with metal music blasting. The car roared by us, turning into us so close that my handlebars were struck by the mirror, which sent me spinning a little ways into the ajoining ditch. We heard the sound of laughter over the engine and the music as the car sped on.
My friend helped me up and we watched the car speeding away. I swore.
Then, about a half mile up the road, where there was a tight corner, we watched as the car spun out of control and flew off the embankment, down into a deep ditch.
We looked at each other, shrugged, smiled and proceded back down the road.
In the opposite direction.
Second story.
I was on a lonely two lane highway. I was a courier driver for a Clinic network, returning from one of our more distant branches. As I drove along, I noticed a large semi truck rapidly growing in my rear-view mirror. Although my speed was right near 55 MPH, the truck blew by me as if I were standing still. Scared the crap outta me.
It didn’t take long for the truck to dissappear from sight.
Half an hour later, I passed the truck, pulled over, with two H.P. cars and a H.P. “Truck Regulatory” SUV around it, and patrolmen crawling all over the truck. The driver was in the back of one of the cars, with a scowl on his face.
