One of my favorite Chris Rock bits is “Whoever you don’t like is going to end up in your family. If you don’t like gays, you’ll have a gay son. If you don’t like Puerto Ricans, your daughter’s coming home with ‘Livin’ la vida loca!’” After a lifetime of listening to his bullshit, his kids might rebel and become the world’s revenge on him.
My hairdresser said almost the same thing yesterday: “Do you think this is God’s way of thinning out the population?”
I just laughed, and said “No, I don’t think God had anything to do with this.”
I hope she was offended at being laughed at. I couldn’t so much more than that because my hair was full of chemicals.
I’m sure I’ll hear this again, and I’m still trying to come up with a scathing comeback.
“Say”, not “so.”
“Well, if that’s what’s on his agenda, I’d watch my back if I were you. You never know when He might call on you and your loved ones.”
Optional add-on: “You dumb, insensitive bitch.”
“Say.” It ain’t “so.” 
I’m so full of astonishment that so many died so needlessly in so short a time that I have no room for more astonishment that some nutwhacks think it’s a good thing. I can only hope that Christians with Good Christian Hearts are still in the majority, though recent evidence seems to suggest otherwise.
:::: mutters about the “some” that he knows gobear forgot to include :::
You are my new hero. I am never brave enough to reply back to people who say things like this, particularly not when they are doing things to my hair.
No shit. I will go along with any insane issue that bubbles out of your pea brain for the entire interval that you are holding a pair of scissors to my noggin. I can always tender my rebuttal when it comes time to offer you a tip.
You’re as big a dumbfuck as the person this rant was authored about. Also, as other people have pointed out, Dimebag wasn’t a redneck. Though arguably*, Tex Abbott was…
Sam
*- as long as redneck equals “comes from Texas” and “sings country music”.
I was being facetious. Jesus, you people…
You were being facetious about the gruesome killing of Dimebag Darrell only 3 weeks after his death? That really improves your position on the matter…
:rolleyes:
‘Jesus you people’, yourself.
Yeah, too bad there are no Christian organizations in these countries providing food & shelter & other forms of disaster relief. :rolleyes:
Google up World Vision & Salvation Army.
I’d ask why God hates Jerry Orbach so.
Holy shit! North Korea has a 32 gigaton nuke!
Man, we are really fucked now.
I heard something like this from one of my co-workers. She prefaced it by “I know this sounds harsh but…” and ended with “it’s just population control.”
Yep, the tsunamis were just a way to keep the population levels down over there. Then she went on and on about how no animals were harmed because “they just know.” Longest lunch break ever. From now on, I make sure my mp3 player is always charged.
Do you have a cite for that? Or a way of proving your statement, using, say, symbolic logic?
(I loves me some Lewis Carroll! )
Ask your cow-orker about explaining this:
http://www.newkerala.com/news-daily/news/features.php?action=fullnews&id=53383
Why bring that up? Because the few Christians in the area affected also did suffer too and there is also this:
The Mosque in Aceh, the sacred place of the Moslems in that area, still remains in place…
Certain exceptions noted, what place does logic have in a discussion of the metaphysical (that’d be “above physical” here)/preternatural? “Why God can’t have green hair*: Five Proofs” … not so much.
[sub]Cecil’s hair is no doubt white, on account of having to deal with us Teeming Millions since 1973…[/sub]
After the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, the local paper observed that several churches were destroyed, but a whiskey warehouse was left intact:
“If, as they say, God spanked the town for being over frisky,
Then why did He burn the churches down and spare Ho Ta Ling’s whiskey?”
Dnftt!! Please!!