Apparently not much has changed since I graduated from there 23 years ago. The Phoenix paper reported that a student at Marana High Shcool dressed as a gunman with fake explosives terrorized about fifty students in the cafeteria before a substitute teacher pinched him.
“If you try to knock me you’ll get mocked
I’ll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees’ll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock”
Beasties indeed!