Okay, to set the stage, I’m going to take a highly improbable scenerio for how this comes about in order to try and keep this thread from getting hijacked into unimportant areas. In June of 2008, a car explodes near where Bush is speaking. The owner of the car (who is killed in the explosion) is a muslim. Bush immediately announces that it’s obviously the sign of a large Al Qaeda operation in the US and suspends the Constitution in order to take what he deems are the necessary measures to stop them, and he promises that once all the baddies have been rounded up, he’ll restore the Constitution, we’ll have our election, and go on with our lives. Shortly after he suspends the Constitution, it comes out that the owner of the car was merely suicidal, and had no idea that Bush was in the area when he blew himself up. Bush disputes this and refuses to restore the Constitution.
With that out of the way (and clearly establishing that there is no legitimate reason for his actions), I have to ask the following questions:
1.) Assuming that the internet is still available to us, would we be allowed by the Reader to announce our intention to protest Bush’s actions in any manner? (Naturally, even saying that we were planning a peaceful protest would get us on a Federal watchlist.)
2.) Either by email or posts to this board, if we agree to do peaceful protests, what methods would most likely be effective in forcing Bush out?
3.) If things turned violent (say US forces begin opening fire on peaceful protests and underground militia groups decide to engage in guerilla warfare against the government) would we be allowed, by the Reader, to post death announcements of those Dopers who’d been killed fighting against the government?
4.) Should the Dopers with weapons/military experience announce on the boards that they’ll be giving “self-defense” training lessons (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)?
5.) Could we, in such a situation, figure out an “in code” which would clue us Dopers in that our members were planning on opposing Bush (either peacefully or violently) without tripping alerts in whatever government computer systems that would no doubt be monitoring the boards?
6.) How would we out those among us, who were stooges for the government, without alerting TPTB we were on to them?
7.) If the Reader enacted a policy that all threads relating to the matter were to be deleted, could we work out a way to post important information without it getting deleted?
8.) Could we count on the mods to defy the Reader and, at the very least, pass on email addresses of those Dopers who keep theirs hidden to everyone in order to better facilitate off-board communication related to the resistance?
9.) Which one of us would insist on adopting The Mole’s persona from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut?