Finally! Proof that Jesus spoke Engligh!
Keep on truckin’, Christian soldiers!
:DBWAAAA HAAAA HAA HAAAA!!!
And someone has actually placed a bid.
I fear for us. I fear for us all…
Man…what a rip-off. I got one of those last summer, and it only cost me $25.00. Only mine says “Keep on Smitin’.”
Heathen, Jaysus did not speak Engligh. He spoke good ol’ one hunnert percent King James ENGLISH! That signature ain’t a authentic Jaysus signature anyways. He woulda signed it “Keepeth on truckingeth.” Impostors. HMMPH!
Nice. " I will say that the signature on this Bible looks very much like other Jesus signatures which I have seen in the past."
belladonna, actually 22 bids have been placed. And at least a dozen of them are from unique bidders.
If this is worth $35, I wonder what my authentic autographed Jesus jersey (from his days as the star QB for the Nazareth Wildcats) is worth?
Carribbean vacation, her I come!
What concerns me about this is they’re bragging about the Bible containing John 3:16! It makes me wonder what, if anything, it’s missing! :o
CJ
It’s actually up to $35.00?!?!?!
It’s the end of civilization as we know it.
An actual “Jesus” signature would have to read “Jeshua” or “Yeshua,” but, of course in 1st century Hebrew. Possibly Koine Greek or even Aramaic. So, I wonder where this seller saw an actual sig?
Oh well, at least they aren’t molesting kids.
But does yours include “all verses, including the very popular John 3:16”?
I just linked over to e-bay and saw that the item was pulled as invalid. Apparently, there were some doubts as to its authenticity.
Originally posted by Swampbear
Hey, Don’t tell Jack Chick, Swampbear; he’ll assert you are a dupe of the Illuminati! We all know that the King James Version (in modern type, of course) was handed down from Heaven–probably on a silver platter! (There must be so many unsaved who 1) died before 1611 and/or 2) never spoke or heard of the English language.) 
Reminds me of a Saturday Night Live sketch where Father Guido Sarducci is showing off his newest religious purchase. . .
The bill from the last supper.
[sub]It’s my one chance to put the seven years I spent on my dissertation (“Parish, People and the English Bible in East Anglia, (ahem) 1525-1560”) to the cause of enlightenment…[sub].
The first English Bible was produced in 1384/85. The community of “Anglican saints” would hereby like to reclaim 127 years of English Bible-readers.
“MA” Ferguson was elected governor of Texas, once in the 1920’s and once in the 30’s. (Her husband couldn’t run again because he had been impeached and removed from that office earlier.)
Apparently bilingual education was already an issue.
There’s a quote attributed to her back then like “If God had meant Spanish to be in schools, he wouldn’t have written the Bible in English.”
I have-a an authentic, honest to God, yes-a really, honest to God Polaroid photo of-a the Last Supper.
What is-a most surprising…was Jesus’ afro. And-a the apostle Peter with-a a cowboy hat…
I can’t recall off hand if that was Wyecliff or Tyndale, but The Church had them strangled for producing a Bible in layman’s vernacular. Off putting, isn’t it?
Wycliffe-Purvey’s was 1388. Tyndale’s was about 1520, I believe.
You may want to be careful, I’m not sure of the validity of your jersey. I heard he pitched for the Waterwalkers.