If everybody became like you

In My Humble Opinion
81

No, because if everyone was like me, they’d all be male. No next generation.

82

Well, like I said earlier, they would only be like you in personality and beliefs.

83

Well, in that case, the world would be pretty cool. There sure wouldn’t be any wars.

84

It would completely suck if everyone was like me, and I would still dislike people. I see nothing good coming from this.

85

Yeah, but someone who was, for example, a doctor, and suddenly found himself with my interests wouldn’t want to get close to a patient again in his life. Parents would have to put up with their own kids until age 12 or so, due to a lack of kindergarten and primary-school teachers; again, there would be people trained in it, but none of them would want to set foot in the same room with 12-40 kids ever again. It would be a mite of a problem.

86

Hell, I’m already like you. I’ll do the mathematics.

87

Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Slothrop
There would be no one to do the mathmatics.

Quote:
Originally posted by Attack from the third dimension
Hell, I’m already like you. I’ll do the mathematics.

OK. it’s all fixed. Everyone can be like me and 3rd Dim can do the mathematics so the space program doesn’t falter.

Now all of the rest of you need to go out and get a twelve-pack of Heineken beer and sharp cheddar cheese and a jar of kim chee and some saltine crackers and a pack of hard salami. to be like me.

88

Will extra sharp cheddar do?

89

Beer? Cheese? Screw the space program.

90

Someone who has different life experiences and intelligence and looks than I do would not be like me.

91

Originally posted by jsgoddess:
“Someone who has different life experiences and intelligence and looks than I do would not be like me.”

I thought this was settled already. everybody get: “a twelve-pack of Heineken beer and sharp cheddar cheese and a jar of kim chee and some saltine crackers and a pack of hard salami. to be like me.”

umop ap!sdn, extra sharp cheddar is OK. I like won bok (cabbage) kim chee, but any of you should feel free to try other kinds.

3rd Dim, get back to work on the space program.

Jon

92

If everyone was exactly like me, not only would the species die out, but no one would have sex either, because I’m not gay.