“Adapted” from the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Island of Misfit Toys TV Special. Starts slow but gets much better.
I haven’t watched the link yet, but IF Hermey were gay? I just always assumed he was. 
If Hermey were gay what?
“If”? The whole original RtRNR is a parable of being closeted.
I liked it better with the pseudo-Muppets
What a difference a letter makes. I thought you were talking about this guy.
I thought it a really badly spelled Ms. Granger.
If you want an idea, see Saving Silverman.
Did someone say R. Lee Ermey?
“If Hermey were R. Lee Ermey” would work two ways: either imagining Hermey as a drill instructor and gun show host, or imagining R. Lee as Santa’s identity crisis elf.
Me too. I assume she would have ended up with Ginny instead of Ron.
Maybe Harry could have ended up with Cho, then.