Okay, this objection always bugged me. It’s not saying the tautology “the final place I looked is where it was.” It’s saying “out of all the locations I chose to search, it was in the one at the bottom of the list.” I.E. The last POTENTIAL place to look. At least that’s what I mean when I say it.
If things always are in the last place you look, why don’t people just *look there first? *Doh.
My grandma, bless her heart, said a great one that I will never forget.
We were talking about an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast. Her response: “Yeah, but who can eat all that?”
My response: “Well, I can eat all that I can eat.”
mmm
The Texas Chili Parlor in Austin had a sign that read “Don’t you feel more like you do now than when you got here?”
Mostly I’m posting to display my sig. For those who have disabled sigs, it says
“What if it was something totally different than what it is?”
which was posted in GD long ago by minty green in response to another poster’s escalating series of “but what if?” scenarios.
Eh, whatcha gonna do? It is what it is.
Autolycus, you have a keen grasp of the obvious.
Well, you know what they say, boys will be boys.
Yeah, with that and a quarter you can buy a cup of coffee. (an admittedly obsolete inanity)
“How are you today?”
“Well I’m alright, I can’t complain.”
“Yeah, you know it wouldn’t do you any good anyway!” (followed by big guffaws of laughter)
Ugh. Yet another example of how smalltalk makes me want to put a bullet in my skull sometimes. 
This conversation reminds me of non-duality. In this view there is no distinction between this and that, subject and object. There is only subject. So a thing literally is what it ain’t. And that’s why I say:
Do what you cannot.
How?
Just do it.
New Normal sucks, because if it didn’t, I wouldn’t be saying it did.
Sign on Huey’s Department Store, long ago in Urbana Illinois: “This is the place cuz there’s no other place jes’ like it!”
“There’s more than the eye can see here.”
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
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