This morning I arrived at work about 25 minutes before my start time. Such things are unheard of where I work, and the night shift RN commented on this. Because it is a holiday, I had to adapt to the bus schedule and leave much earlier than usual, but instead of adequately explaining it I said “If I wasn’t early I would be later.”
That got an odd look.
So Dopers, what is your inane phrase of the day?