If I don't get some Carl f**king Kasell right now, I'm going to choke someone.

Despite all the talk about the decline of the Onion, sometimes it still has its brilliant moments.

Who said The Onion has a liberal bias, anyhow?

oh man - that is hilarious. ROFLMAO!!!

funny. i had skipped it.

I liked the “Hulk” piece a couple weeks ago.

“Hulk think sequel good idea. Hulk think Ang Lee take chances. Multi-panel interesting idea. Look like comic book. ARRGGHH!”