Now this really makes me want to see a “Punisher kills the entire monster universe” movie.
I was thinking more, the Nazis are defeated in Austria by the family, Hitler becomes a repentant goatherd, and we are all spared The Sound of Music in a win-win-win scenario. But trap shooting is good, too.
Page Two: “I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. Starting now, from the top of this tower, with this M82 sniper rifle…”
Page Three: Acknowledgements.
Was it this guy?
Yeah, O’Neill was generally pretty good about the use of firearms. There was one episode, in which he explained that the Goa’uld weapons like the Staff Weapon, while fancy, were intended to terrorize a population, while the human weapons were intended to kill the opposition.
Batman did have and use guns early on. His character was pretty much ripped off from The Shadow, who used guns all the time.
“Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.”
Never mind Bruce. What if Thomas Wayne had had a gun?
“You ever dance with the devil in the… oops! Never mind! Sorry!”
“How do you solve a problem like Maria”?
I’m reminded of one of Harry Harrison’s Stainless Steel Rat novels. “Slippery Jim” diGriz and his wife/partner in crime Angelina are in the shower together when intruders try to catch them off guard. But the diGriz’s are never unprepared and have guns at hand even in the shower.
ETA: see https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CantBatheWithoutAWeapon
The 3 Little Pigs?
“Little pig, little pig, let me in.”
“Not by the lead in my Smith & Wesson.”
He has an excuse. Everyone is out to get him.
Bond should always have a weapon in the shower as well.
I could while away the hours (bang!)
Conferrin’ with the flowers (pow!)
Consultin’ with someone (ek-ek-ek-ek ek ek)
And my head I’d be a scratchin’
While my thoughts are busy hatchin’
If I only had a gun (pew! pew!)