Assuming I could win the election to replace Arafat as Chairman of the PA, I would immediately go on television and make the following speech:
“I would like to say something to the young men of our community, those who feel despair and think death is the only road open for them. Possibly some of the young women, too. My message is this: there are many Israelis who are our friends and are fighting for us. Not with weapons, but by risking their lives in standing up to an unjust government. At this very moment, there are Israeli soldiers and reservists who are risking long terms in prison by refusing to come into our territory to oppress us. There are Jewish rabbis who plant olive trees when the Occupation Forces cut them down. Let’s not forget, there was an Israeli prime minister who was murdered for, essentially, treating us like human beings. Last spring, there were young Jewish Israelis who stayed in Chairman Arafat’s compound, suffering and risking death alongside our people every day. These young people are like our own sons and daughters, sacrificing themselves so that we may have a better future! How do you know that one of them is not sitting inside that café you are thinking of blowing up? You don’t. How do you know there is not an Israeli refusenik aboard that bus that you would like to bomb? You don’t. Beloved Palestinian people, it is time to stop the targeting of innocent Israelis. With every bomb that goes off, our friends in Israel are blown a little farther away from us. We must not let that happen any longer! Our Quran clearly calls us to protect women, children and non-combatants, and the Christian Bible says the same. The great commander, Salahudin the Kurd, did not harm the Jews and Christians when he took Jerusalem back from the Crusaders. Instead, he forgave them. I do not know if all the suicide martyrs have gone to Heaven; only God knows their fate. No one on Earth can say with absolute certainty who goes to Heaven: not the most devout scholar, nor the most humble laborer, nor the mightiest head of state, nor even CNN! But in this I place my trust: that those who risk their lives for peace have the best hope of Heaven. I trust that if we struggle against the Israeli state using ethical means, God will bless us during our lifetimes. Our dear friend Mubarak Awad, deported by the Israelis over ten years ago, showed us a way to struggle and win non-violently. Please also remember, there were many Muslims among Gandhi’s followers when he defeated the British Empire without shedding any blood or committing any evil. If we can unite in an ethical struggle, the world will praise us, God will favor us and we will WIN. By moral force alone, we will drive Israel back until we no longer have to consider her an enemy. And many Israelis, knowing their government is wrong, will help us! On that day, when we defeat Zionist apartheid, we will begin to construct a new state and a new society for ourselves, and the international community will aid us. We will build new homes, plant new orchards, found new industries, pave new roads, dig new wells, accredit new universities, and construct beautiful new mosques and churches everywhere. There will be jobs for all, respect for our faith, and trade and diplomatic relations with all the countries of the world – including Israel, no longer an enemy! Imagine what Palestine and Israel could do as equal nations, side by side. They could teach us about agriculture and irrigation, and we could teach them mathematics, architecture, physics and medicine. For the first time in thousands of years, the Middle East could be a garden once more, not quite as beautiful as Eden but more permanent. Young people of Palestine! Do not throw your lives away! Don’t you want to be around in the near future when we build our beautiful Palestinian nation? We will need you then! I will not lie to you, it will not be easy. We will have to take some measures to insure that misguided people of limited vision do not keep us from attaining peace and prosperity. Since we no longer have a police force, in the next few days we will be visited by some friends from the international community, all Arabs or Muslims, and all investigators or anti-terrorism experts. They will assist us in the search for lethal and illegal materials, the prevention of attacks across the Green Line and, if necessary, the detention of conspirators. None of these visitors will come from Britain or the United States; that would undermine our independence and our will. Certainly none will come from Israel! Do I even need to say that? Instead, they will come from Egypt, Turkey, Kuwait, Bahrain, India, Pakistan, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Philippines, Bosnia, France and Russia. They will be here of their own accord and will not be supported by their respective governments, but rather by contributions from international organizations, and they will stay as long as necessary. Of course, it remains to be seen whether the Occupation Forces will allow them to enter, but the Israelis have to realize we will be saving their lives as well as our own. All Palestinians of good will are invited to apply to join the new peace force. Long live Palestine! We will win! A-salaam a-leyk’m.”
Well? Do you think this speech would work, or would you write a different one?