I dunno, buy him some type of toy that’s going to pleasure him. I dunno where to find something like that, however, try the 'net.
I just gotta wonder: What were you looking for when you found this?
If it could go to the fridge and get you a beer I’m sure some men would never leave their chair, except for bathroom breaks. If they invent that machine…
According to the drawing on how to use the thing, you are supposed to leave your underwear on.
Wife comes home early from work, opens the living room door.
“Gasp! What the HELL are you doing?”
“Darling! I can explain!”
Yuwuruguwurgh.
Hey, what do you expect from the country that has brought us Hello Kitty vibrators and tentacle porn. Not that there is anything wrong with tentacle porn, of course.
Thanks to ** Kieras ** mentioning ** sybians ** I had to do a search to find out about them.
I also found the Venus 2000, you can read all about it in their
FAC here. Have fun gents.
http://www.sybian.com/venus2000_faq.htm
Oh yeah, if you decide to order the Venus 2000, you have to send in measurements, guess it isn’t a one size fits all type of toy.
** Dave ** LIONsob says if I try givng him one of those toys he will run away from home. I just don’t understand some men. Try to give them a hand and they don’t want it.
snicker
What you were trying to give was a hand job, hon.
Well Ayesha thanks to DreadCthulhu I must now go see what ‘tentacle porn’ is.
Although, I am not sure I wanna know …:rolleyes:
Off to Google…
Tentacle porn?
oooooh i WAS wondering what that purple thing in the hand was.
Say, is that thing compatible with my car’s a/c adapter?
On a slight hijack, a club I used to belong to had a Sybian set up in one of the party rooms at their monthly social. Quite an entertaining piece of equipment for all concerned.
How come I never get invited to parties like this?
And “Monthly Social” sounds so…wholesome.
So… what happens if the machine is accidently tilted to the left?
Mind you, it’ll make a great hood ornament 
Weirddave, you’ve just justified your handle for all time. That thing is so wrong, on so many levels.
:eek:
Rabid_Squirrel, I just hurt myself laughing.
If the site wasn’t funny enough, Lynn had me pissing my pants.
The SDMB is just too damned good.