If its Borden...

its got to be good to open.

In elementary school my friends and I thought this was the funniest joke ever and laughed about it every time we opened our milk cartons. Did anyone else do this? If not, is there anything similar… something you look back on and think, ‘Why was this so funny?’

If it’s Lizzie Borden, maybe she got a little too carried away…

Speaking of dairy products…

If you saw Last Tango In Paris, you may remember a sex scene involving butter.

Got it?

Now and forever hereafter, whenever you see one of those cute little pre-formed pats of butter with the covers reading:

“It’s Better With Butter”

you will ALWAYS think of that scene


p.s. Lizzie was found ‘not guilty’