If lovin' Lance is wrong...I don't wanna be right

I wouldn’t buy one of their albums (though I think my wife has one), but I’d rather listen to N’Sync or Backstreet Boys than post-Black Metallica. I probably wouldn’t have 10 years ago even if I gave it a chance, but as I get older I find myself listening to more genres of music than I used to. People at work laugh at me for listening to grindcore, bluegrass, rap, and mariachi music all in the same night.

In a way, corporate pop is very high quality music. They can afford the best studio musicians and producers, they have talented songwriters who have been doing this for decades, and they extensively screen their band members.

I just heard this the other day:

Question: What has 90 legs and no pubic hair?

Answer: The front row at an 'N Sync concert.

Oh
my
god.
This is just all so wrong on so many levels.
There are so many people I have lost respect for now.
I mean if you guys like this children’s fluff, good for you for admitting it.
Just don’t be pissed if I don’t say hi to you in the hall, ok?

Here I sit. Reading this thread. I’m a 38 year old man. Next to me, on the desk, is my everyday copy of The Partridge Family Album. That is, opposed to my Mint Condition copy. I think I need to visit my advisor at the Partidge Family Temple. <sob>

…and a tear of abject lonliness rolls down my cheek. Oh, the pain. Oh, the agony. Laurie, Laurie, where fore art thou Laurie?

Having a Moment, yours,
Cartooniverse

Hi, my name is Laura and I’m a victim of the rare disease known as “childhood music trauma.” As a result of my parent’s taste for bland, white-bread, washed out music with no real depth, I now suffer from inexplicable cravings to hear Neil Diamond croon. Occasionally, I get an undeniable urge for John Denver.

There’s no hope for me, but you can save your children from this horror.

Seriously, my disease was inflicted upon me. You all have no excuse for your taste.

-L
When I was a little bitty boy,
just up off the floor,
we used to go down to grandma’s house
every month end or so…
la la la la la…

I’m afraid that things are worse than you imagined. Ready for this?

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I think Rush SUCKS!

(I am so dead :eek: )

There is nothing wrong with liking bubblegum pop. sometimes its ok to listen to light and fluffy tunes, especially to take your mind off the heavieness of the real world. I, for one, like the video for “Bye, Bye, Bye”! Not to mention as a gay man I am required by our charter to adore Abba and the Cardigans.

Have you ever heard someone referred to as a VOCALIST? that’s what they are. Vocalists. They can sing and that’s all they do. Pavarotti, Streisand, Sara Brightman, none of them write music or play instruments.

your revocation of my ‘cool points’ and general maliciousness of this post insures that you watching me take a shower will never happen.

I don’t like any of these groups. I do, however, enjoy the musical stylings of BBMak, who, by the way, play instruments. As a hijack, I do not like Aqua, but I have the “German Version” of Barbie Girl, which is an absolute riot.

I don’t need your credit on these points…I have the pictures from the tour bus to prove it. Besides, us ultracool people don’t need to go by a points system. We’re so frigging cool that we can’t even fucking keep track anymore, and things that may seem cool to you are just every day occurances to us :smiley:

I certainly wish you had inserted A FEW smilies in this post as sometimes what you said actually hurt my feelings. I don’t think I suck. I don’t think that someone’s choice of music MAKES them suck. I allow everyone to listen to whatever they want to, and still judge them on the merits of their personality rather than whether they escape the ‘mainstream’. And as for taking the blame for sucky music? I leave that to the fans of Kid Rock, Korn, Bizkit and the other “rap metal” innovators. You honestly feel there has been NO worthwhile music in the last two years? Santana? Everlast? Macy Gray? Frigging Steely I’m-100-Years-Old Dan won a grammy last week.

I never said they were the lasting monument of music. I said that I knew they weren’t the best thing out there. I admitted to all of these things. But for right now, they make me happy. If that makes me suck…so be it.

On April 3rd, the new Rammstein album comes out and 'N Sync will be left in the dust.

jarbaby

Ok Diane, I too have Night at The Roxbury soundtrack. I had to search high and low for it, bought the last (and probably only) copy in the music store. It’s what I listen to on my way to work every day. I know the words to every song to, hell I can even rap with the guys.

<—Hitching polyester plaid pants well up over navel. Ultress?? Can I be your friend? :stuck_out_tongue:

Cartooniverse

My 15 y/o daughter has the requisite N’SYNC, Backsteet Boys, 98 Degrees, and whatever else. She also happens to be a fan of the Monkees. It’s interesting when she loads the CD player and sets it on Random - going from “Bye Bye Bye” to “Last Train to Clarksville”. I guess it’s no different from when I went from Beatles to Simon and Garfunkel to Ella Fitzgerald…

As an aside, I took my darling daughter to see the Monkees a few nights ago. They’re so OLD!! My youth!! Where has it gone?!?!?

<inconsolable weeping and moaning…>

If my fellow “Night at the Roxbury” soundtrack lovers do that vogue thing with the hands and the bobbing of the head while driving down the road, we are gonna have to get a club together or something.

SCORE!!! :::high five:::

Let’s see, what cd’s do I have at work today?
Blue Rodeo - Outskirts
Sting - Dream of Blue Turtles
Discover Classical Music
Guitar Music for Small Rooms
Lenny Kravitz - Greatest Hits
Ricky Martin - Ricky Martin
Jennifer Lopez - On the 6
Mark Knopfler - Golden Heart
Big Hits of the 70’s
Classic Rock of the 80’s
Now!3

I defy anybody to define me by the music I listen to.

Whoa, hey, leave me outta this! Besides, I’m the one who had Paul Revere and the Raiders posters all over MY bedroom wall, I’m not qualified to judge.

“Let he who is without sin among you cast the first stone…” Come on, Dr. P, admit it. Don’t you sing along just a teeny bit whenever “Indian Reservation” comes on the radio?

"CHER-o-keee PEO-ple[three four]

[one two] CHER-o-keee TRI-ibe[three four]

[one]** so PROUD to LIIIVE**… [three four]

[one]** so PROUD to DIIIIEEEE**…"

Faaaaabulous drums. And Mark Lindsay was a fox.

http://www.clinton.net/~sammy/indian.htm

Hee. :smiley:

I am so not going any further with that line. :wink:
I just like to get picky with people who call them Bands.

Groups maybe, but being in a band requires talent.

I’ll leave it up to you, DDG.
I don’t sing along to that radio song, as a matter of fact.
I don’t feel guilty about any of the music that I like, and neither should (or I suspect does) jarbabyj.
I do, however, own the Milli Vanilli CD, but bought it used after the fact. It really isn’t that bad.

In other threads, jarbabyj said she was crushed by my harsh views on this topic. She should realize they were stated in satire. My lawyer has told me jarbabyj pretty much runs the East Coast and has instructed me to re-post the following.

If it’s any consolation, jarbabyj, I don’t think any more or less of you because you listen to 'N Sync. You would be very foolish to care what I think of you anyway. You shouldn’t post a thread like that in the Pit if you don’t want ranting you may find hurtful. What do I care what music you listen to? If you listened to only to Rammstein and the good Metallica, it wouldn’t say anything about your personality regardless of what else you listen to too. My favourite non-jazz groups include The Pixies, Dire Straits, Paul Simon, Earlier Albums By The Same Alternative Bands Still Big Today plus Nirvana, Robert Cray, Jay-Z, Peter Gabriel, the Beatles, Metallica, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Offspring. I rarely listen to classical music these days. Anyhow, the legal bit:

The problem here is that you are a walking dichotomy. This is shown in your music, of course, but also in this thread… since you like both the bad boys and lovin’ Lance. People will try to pigeon hole you into something since it makes them feel like they know you better or they can act accordingly superior. But people can’t be pigeon-holed so easily. Get over it. Maybe I’d like karaoke more if I could sing. There is nothing wrong with being a walking dichotomy, the smartest people are.

Was it Walt Whitman who said?

“Do I contradict myself?
Very well, I contradict myself.
(I am large. I contain multitudes.)”

Wanna hear something really embarrassing?

I love that Tom Jones song that goes something like “It’s not unusually to be loved by anyone.”

Good gawd Diane! Do you like Gilbert O’Sullivan as well? Ahhhhhh-lowwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn ahhhhhhh-gay-unnnnnnnnn natch-ur-leeeeeeeee

My idea of pure torture: Kathy Lee Gifford, Englebert Humperdink, Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, Mariah Carrey, Celine Dion, Gilbert O’Sullivan and bubble gum bands/singers performing to music arranged by Yoko Ono.

My goodness, such bad taste.

Well, ok, I do like Aqua, a bit, and some of the other pop “bands”, er, “artists”, er, people wearing tight clothing. But only in an ironic postmodern sense. Really.

Yeah, yeah, so you like N’Sync. We all sing along to “Bye Bye Bye,” and anyone who denies it is a filthy liar. I, myself, enjoy my Spiceworld CD without irony.

But post-Black Album Metallica? For shame! I mean, for the love of Cliff, why even buy a Metallica album in that case? Am I to believe that you’ve never rocked out to “Master of Puppets?” Never banged your head to “Creeping Death” or “For Whom the Bell Tolls?” Never raised high your hand in the horns of the devil to “Dyers Eve?” And seriously, if you’ve never heard “Am I Evil?” you haven’t lived. Go. Buy you some old-school Metallica. Learn why they were once the Greatest Metal Band Ever. Understand why that is no longer a valid claim. They blew their wad on Justice, and you missed it. Repent!