If my current streak holds true this post will break the message board

Last week my grilling machine died. Cat was trying to lick the grease from a recently cooked meal and pushed it on the floor shattering the top of the clam shell. That’s a right-off.

Then a few days later my laptop died, sort of. The power supply sort of works. If I play with the ac adapter connector the charging light comes on, but I can’t turn it on or it fails. I can charge the battery this way just not while it’s running. So I’m opting not to run it all so it doesn’t wear out completely. That way I have it if I need it, but dang it. I’d use the laptop to kind of distract myself enough to doze off. So that little disruption of my routine has me up an extra couple of hours a night.

Either the dc power converter wore out and needs replaced or the power connector on the laptop motherboard is lose. I think something is lose because it gets really hot like maybe it’s arcing.

Which means I’d have to have to resodder it. That always leaves some burns.

And now my car. Last night it was driving weird. It’d lurch hard if I tried to accelerate too fast, none of the warning lights were on. So I pulled back into my driveway to see if the oil was low or something. Nearly got a sodder level burn off the dipstick. Sucker was practically on fire. So I went to bed. Check please.

Now I get the fun of figuring out why my car is running so hot, and if I can’t fix it (which is very likely with my skill set if the problem is anything beyond ‘add fluid’). Then I get the fun of biking 22 miles round trip to college and back 4 times a week for the next month, at least. Twice a week the return trip will be after dark. Fun times.

Assuming my bike doesn’t break, or something.

Oh and the toilet’s leaking now.

I’m not sure what to pit since it’s a bunch of unrelated things that happened to happen at once. It’s like fate is subtly trying to mess with me.

Don’t worry. The boards appear to be functioning perfectly no…PURPLE NIPPLES

What about your cat? It is leaking? Running hot?

Solder.

I think you broke your spell-checker too. The phrase is “write-off”. :wink:

I’m sure it’s all just a coincid OW, MY FINGER

FWIW, I broke my toe on Sunday. Had X-rays done yesterday.

I’ll have to scan the threads I posted to over the weekend to see if you were in any of them.

I’ll call a doctor :eek:

Cat’s fluid level’s are fine.

Thank you! Spell check didn’t have a clue from my attempts so I gave up. Do most people really pronounce the l?

Yea I’m a bit dyslexic so my brain tends to substitute unrelated words that sound the same without me realizing it.

No.
Just like “Should.”
Still, as a guy who works with the stuff on a daily basis, I couldn’t let it go…

ahem

The L is silent in the US (and possibly Canada). It’s not silent in Britain or the antipodean colonies.

Since we’re nitpicking, I’ll jump in.

It’s levels.

Two points off for gratuitous apostrophes.

.ʇuǝɯ11ıɟ1nɟ snoıbı1ǝɹ ɟo ǝɟı1 ɐ ǝnsɹnd oʇ ǝǝɹɟ 's1ǝʌǝ1 1ɐɯɹou ʇɐ uıɐɯǝɹ 11ıʍ s1ǝʌǝ1 pın1ɟ ɹıǝɥʇ .ǝuıɟ ʇsnظ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɔ puɐ ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'pǝıp ʎ1ʇɥbı1s – pǝıp ǝuıɥɔɐɯ buı11ıɹb ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝnɹʇ s,ʇı ʍou .ɔıuɐd oʇ uosɐǝɹ ou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ .ɯ1ɐɔ uıɐɯǝɹ 11ɐ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sı ʍou ʇuɐʇɹodɯı ʇsoɯ s,ʇɐɥʍ ʇnq 11ɐ noʎ ɥʇıʍ 1ǝʌǝ1 oʇ buıob ɯ,ı 'ʇɥbıɹ1ɐ

No it’s nipples!

Who in the hell would check a cat’s levels?

Have fun bro. Grammar was never my natural strong point.

Sorry, I’m only familiar with the civilized world.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Dude was joking, asking me if I cat was fine at least. I hope anyway. Rereading it maybe che really did mean car.

If so yea the oil was low, about a half quart. and I noticed some oil spots in the mud puddle under my car.

How the hell does that work? That makes it two syllables, doesn’t it? shu-lid :confused:

Edit to add, that’s for should. Is Solder pronounced soul-der?

Yes :D. Should is still shood.

Talking a dipstick out of recently running car operating just fine can easily burn you. It doesn’t mean the car is running “hot”.

Ah, ok, thanks.