You know what really ticks me off about those stupid morbidly saccharine poems? It’s not the shear crappiness of the writing or the banality of the emotion expressed. Shit, I was selling better crap in seventh grade to people to give to g/friends b/friends that I rattled off in like five minutes. No, what really pisses me off about those sappy poems is that they are usually from people who never actually write anything personal in their e-mails. Or who I never talk to on a regular basis they just mass mail me crappy sappy poetry and dirty jokes.
Add one more to the list, sort of. This is both an UL and a MMP, and as I couldn’t find the UL thread, here ya go:
“my best friends friend is very sick and wanted everybody to know that she would die soon. her last wish was to let everybody know about her illness and to put her in your prayers. when you forward this, you are automatically put on a name list. when she dies, you will be sent a thank you note. there are two things that i know about you if you do not forward this to as many people as you can: 1;you are a selfish little freak. 2;you do not care enough to make someone’s dying wish come true. so please make this girl’s wish come true and forward this to as many people as you can
('·.¸(’·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨·.¸¸.*ALE*.¸¸.·´¨»
(¸.·'´(¸.·'´ '·.¸)'·.¸)”
I’ll leave this to speak for itself.
Fucking beautiful.
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Ever wonder why those supposed “uplifting” poems and crap are so damn depressing?