If personhood becomes legally granted at the time of conception, do we all age 9 months?

In My Humble Opinion
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Any child born before Oct. 1 would be a tax deduction for the previous year.

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Could pregnant women travel “solo” in HOV lanes?

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This depends on what species of people you are. A court just declared that hippopotamuses are legally people, and they have a gestation period of just 8 months. So if you are a hippoman or hippowoman, your age would be adjusted by just 8 months.

Cite: Hippopotamus - Wikipedia

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