int value=100;
cout<<"What is in a name?(0-100): ";
cin>>value;
if (value==0)
cout<<“A rose by any other is still as sweet.”;
smell(rose, sweet).
smell(other_name, sweet).
as(arg1, arg2) :- smell(arg1, qual), smell(arg2, qual).
%% Trial Run
as(rose, X).
X=other_name;
No.
not_equal(hawk, handsaw).
know(wind, arg1, arg2) :- wind == north_by_northwest, +not_equal(arg1, arg2).
know(wind, arg3, arg4) :- wind == north_by_northwest, not_equal(arg3, arg4).
mad(wind) :- know(wind, hawk, handsaw).
%% Trail runs
mad(north_by_northwest).
Yes.
mad(southernly).
No.
friend = MarcAntony
<not> friend = Brute
e2 = Brute ?
I know the very basics of prolog, since my prof for AI went over it in one lecture. I certainly don’t know it very well though, and from I’ve seen I don’t think I want to. LISP is bad enough. 
BTW, thanks for the contribution ITR champion!
You too Daemon.
Anyone want to try some codetry (code+poetry) on some other poets?
Ah, LISP, the only language I’m currently being paid to know a little of. If only the guys who created Autocad had chosen a different language…
OTOH, it can be fairly compact (compared with C) and any language that is THAT flexible with its typing is nuts enough to be interesting.
Anybody know of a good editor that can count the Stupid Parentheses for me?
if (romeo.loyalty(juliet) > romeo.loyalty(montague) {
. . romeo.denyFather();
. . romeo.refuseName();
} else {
. . romeo.swearLove(juliet);
. . juliet.denyFather();
. . juliet.refuseName();
}
“I know not whether to depart in silence,
Or bitterly to speak in your reproof.”
–Richard III, Act 3, Scene VII
[sub]But since I don’t know shit about C++, I think I’ll choose the former[/sub]
dim arose[a@-z@] = wouldsmellassweet
You mean like:
onward = 1.5 * league;
?
import eliot.ts.*; //java's screwed up package naming convention
public class TheHollowmen implements Poem {
private Subject we;
public TheHollowmen(){
we = new Subject();
}
public void verseI(){
we.setAttributes(we.HOLLOW | we.STUFFED);
we.LeanTogether();
we.getHeadpiece().fillWith("Straw");
we.getVoices().setDried(true);
we.getVoices().setQuiet(DryGrass.getWind().getQuietValue());
//get a rat
Rat rat = new Rat();
//get the Meaninglessness value
rat.getFeet().RunOver(Glass.BROKEN, we.Cellar);
we.getVoices().setMeaningless(rat.getFeet().getMeaninglessValue());
we.getVoices().whisper();
Shape shape = new Shape(Shape.FORMLESS);
Shade shade = new Shade(Shade.COLOURLESS);
Force force = new Force(Force.PARALYSED);
Gesture gesture = new Gesture(Gesture.MOTIONLESS);
Subject those = new Subject();
those.setEyes(Eyes.DIRECT);
those.crossTo(DeathsOtherKingdom);
Memory memory = those.remember(we);
memory.lostSoul(false);
memory.violentSoul(false);
memory.isHollow();
memory.isStuffed();
}
public static Void main(String[] args){
Poem p = new TheHollowmen();
p.verseI();
}
}
Just x = 1…
switch(song)
{
case NIGHTINGALE:
romeo.stay();
romeo.die();
break;
case LARK:
romeo.be(gone);
romeo.live();
break;
}
long MarcAntony::speech()
{
(Friends + Romans + Countrymen).lendEars();
Caesar.bury();
#if 0
Caesar.praise();
#endif
// Copied from Men.cpp
if (Caesar.evil)
Caesar.evil = new Evil_t(*Caesar.evil);
if (Caesar.good)
Caesar.bones.inter(Caesar.good);
Fault grievous = Noble(Brutus).CheckAmbition(Caesar);
if (grievous)
Caesar.Answer(grievous);
if (Brutus.getLeave() && rest.getLeave()) {
assert(Brutus.honorable && rest.honorable);
assert(Caesar.isFriend() && Caesar.isFaithful() && Caesar.isTrue());
while(Captive current = Caesar.popCaptive())
Rome.coffers += current.Ransom();
if (Rome.poor.cry())
Caesar.weep();
if(GetEvent() == LUPERCAL)
// Should we unroll this loop for a speedup? -- Will
for(int i = 0; i < 3 && !Caesar.isKing(); i++)
Caesar.Present(Kingly crown);
}
Crowd.Castigate();
while(heart.location == Caesar.coffin)
Pause();
return heart;
}
Even though I don’t get any of it (well, except Basic) I just love that people can have fun doing weird crap like this here.
Thanks for this link, I ordered myself a WTF? babydoll tee. Way cool.
Here’s a short one:
“true”
Alright, I’ll expand it:
“(2B) || !(2B)”
ba-dum-ching
Here’s a Java one…
public boolean Question(boolean be )
{
if(be)
return true;
else return false;
}
yeah, slow day at work…
Bravo, Punoqllads!
I can only do a short one now:
Rose aRose;
Rose& otherName = aRose;
assert(aRose.smell() == otherName.smell());
boolean Hamlet (int Act = 2, int scene = 2) {
struct being Man = work.WhatAPiece();
cout << nobility(Man.reason);
while (true) Man.faculty++;
if(form && moving) cout << (Man.expressiveness & Man.admirability);
Man.action = Angel.action;
Man.apprehension = God.apprehension;
World.beauty = Man;
for (int i = 0; i < NUM_ANIMALS; ++i) Man > Animal*;
Dust.quintessence()->me = what;
return (Me.delight(Man) == false);
}
What a flashback. I had forgotten this one.
It’s sorta eerie when one of your threads rises from the dead like this.
Well, while I’m here, how about a little Richard III Java? At the end of 5.6:
public class MyBosom {
Heart[] great = new Heart[1000];
}
++ourStandards;
setUpon(ourFoes);
Our.courage.getAncientWord("fair Saint George").inspireUs(fieryDragons.getSpleen());
setUpon(them);
Victory.sitsOn(Our.getHelms());
System.exit();
I’m going to go bleach my eyes now.