If someone gave you the keys...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

That stupid commercial. If someone gave me the keys to a new car for JUST ONE WEEK…

  1. See how many pounds of raw flounder would fit in the trunk.
  2. Road test it using Ensure instead of motor oil.
  3. Put Taliban bumper sticker on; park by VFW post.
  4. See if it floats.
2

First of all, welcome, seal_clubber. I like the name, BTW. Now, if someone gave ME the keys…:

•Write “Loaner car” in brake fluid on paint job.

•Take engine apart; leave out really important-looking piece.

•Roll up to Hell’s Angels; ask what the fuck they’re looking at. Roll up windows.

3

Test airbags, crumple zones & my manliness

4

Make a speed run to East Texas.

Go off-roading in the pine woods.

Do some mud doggin’.

5

Pick me up some Coors while you’re there, racinchikki. :smiley:

6

first, id see if the rev-limiter realy did keep the engine out of self destruct mode (no, especialy not on new, never broken in engines) see how long i could spin before i blew out a tire, then seel how long i could spin before i fried the transmission. then, when it was praticaly dead, i will go racing rally style through the swamp.

7

What, no mention of bodies in the trunk yet?

" There’s a dead hooker in the trunk! There’s dead hookers in all of the trunks!"

8

broccoli! Can you incorporate this stuff into your video?

If broccoli! gets the keys, he’s coming to whisk me away to San Diego.

9

Copy the keys, of course.

(Wanders off, wondering when she made the transition from young and devious to old and in need of transportation.)

10

jarbaby already did this one. Sounds really damn annoying.